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i could never use <action rofl> again after 15:09:12 12/23/07. i hurt people

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Human unit: Little Jimmy was corrected with my pincher/chainsaw.
Observation: He also ate a calcium robot unit with his face unit

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analysis complete: attempts to compartmentalize subsets within organic species unsuccessful -- female / male cohabitation necessary for species survival [rel. logs: 5.4328 'gender arrangement,' 7.2357 'Anas platyrhynchos']