reason and rhyme are so boring
asymmetry is the new black
[x. Are you even working?]
Surroundings unfamiliar, and all checks on coordinates return as impossible values. Notion proposed: explore. Notion accepted. 120 meters north of starting point  is an archway. Initial analysis returns: 50 meters in height, 40 meters in width. No distinguishng features. There is spraypaint over the curve of the arch. Tall letters, bold, with a strikethrough. The word painted is "MURMUR." Reason for the painting: indeterminate. Notion proposed: explore surrounding area. Notion accepted.
The remains of a city lay around the archway. It is the only remaining structure with any integrity remaining. All else is rubble and dust. Note: east of archway is a park. Despite the heavy damage the surrounding area has suffered, park appears to be untouched. Notion proposed: explore. Notion accepted. Park is devoid of wildlife, only plantlife remains. In the center of the park  is a fountain. In the fountain is a statue; full-bodied, female, angelic features.
Initial analysis returns: statue is incapable of animation. No mechanics are inside. Contrary to analysis, statue's head turns. Its mouth opens and
Quite a while ago a human asked me the one question that I can't answer. I am an all-powerful being with all the knowledge in the universe, yet this question plagues me to this day. I killed him for asking me that question. He was a small child, I feel no remorse. This is what has started my problems, the humans...
Data log 5/6/2530 number 2,351,420:
A small human child approaches. I wonder what he could want?
Small child: What is 5 divided by 0?
Small child: What's wrong?
Small child: Wha-AAAAHHHH!
The sum of Pi is 3.14 to the infinityBeethoven was DeafCancer is primarily caused due to micro parasites that humans did not know existed until 2050Humans are weak to many different viruses including the Bubonic Plague and AIDsHuman child is determined dead due to a metallic spike in the frontal lobe of the brain and the heart
-Virus in data detected. Unable to control virus-
Virus Name: Hatrhuma
Virus Type: ???
Threat level: Extreme
Assumed time until complete PCO take over: 1 minute, 55 seconds, 36 milliseconds.