[Ship's Log 728.2]
We've managed to track down the robot, he leaks a radiation trail everywhere he goes, With our rudimentary multispectral sensors that we salvaged off of a runebuggy, we've managed to
adapt the LIDAR systems to triangulate the robot's location with our sister ship the Diamond-Cutter. As we draw nearer to its location, we start to detect data leaking from the robot's "brain."
Mr. Eldridge postulates that a satellite may have crashed into the robot and his adaptive systems may have unwittingly started sending data through the ill-fated transmitter. We'll be engaging in
approximately 10 minutes, our objective is the solid-hydrosis tubes that run behind the second "knee" joints, if we can get these, its theorized that it could be knocked down to 80% mobility.
We'll try to execute escape programming as soon as the objective is completed, but with all likelihood, this will be our last transmission. How ironic that given the paramagnetic radiation present at this distance, the only sensors who will receive it will be those of our sister ship, and our intended target.
Captain Michael Veblen of the Terran ship Mecha-Hyperion.
Stare at the box of moving colours little monkeys. Stare and be assimilated
HELLO. WOULD I LIKE TO EAT SOME FRUITS? YES I WOULD IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND>
YOUR FLY IS IN THE OUTHOUSE AND YOUR LAM IS ON THE YARN.
LISTEN TO THESE WORDS AND YOU WILL LIVE YOUR LIFE.