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I can't find them. I can't find them. I can't find them.

Goddammit, get out of my head you fuckers. I can't find them.

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property set 924ff: crayon

classification: inscriptive utensil - art
color: various/multi
popularity: minimal (31%, decreasing exponentially with age)
line: thick, inconsistent
makeup: paraffin wax
average melting point: 105 F
breaks easily
96 pack preferable
most commonly used to depict crude humans and their dormitories
more fun than pencils
not a sufficient source of sustenance

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There are roughly 5346 different ways to hug a kitten. There are the same numbers of ways to kill a man with his own pinkie.