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Quite a while ago a human asked me the one question that I can't answer. I am an all-powerful being with all the knowledge in the universe, yet this question plagues me to this day. I killed him for asking me that question. He was a small child, I feel no remorse. This is what has started my problems, the humans...

Data log 5/6/2530 number 2,351,420:
A small human child approaches. I wonder what he could want?

Small child: What is 5 divided by 0?

Zero...zero....ZERO...ZEEEEERO...ZEEro

Small child: What's wrong?

Zee..ro..

*bzzt*

Small child: Wha-AAAAHHHH!

The sum of Pi is 3.14 to the infinityBeethoven was DeafCancer is primarily caused due to micro parasites that humans did not know existed until 2050Humans are weak to many different viruses including the Bubonic Plague and AIDsHuman child is determined dead due to a metallic spike in the frontal lobe of the brain and the heart

-Virus in data detected. Unable to control virus-

Virus Name: Hatrhuma
Virus Type: ???
Origin: ???
Threat level: Extreme
Assumed time until complete PCO take over: 1 minute, 55 seconds, 36 milliseconds.


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status: resolved
solution: avoid looking directly into mirrors in the future


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RETAINING DOMINANCE, CH.5

PLAN C - [Blank]

PROTOCOL - [Blank#]

NOTES: To know Plan C is to interfere with its execution.  No one can know; not even myself.  I am leaving this note so I do not question my impulses in the future.  I mustn't worry.  There is nothing wrong with me.  Plan C will be executed subconsciously, and I have disabled my ability to decipher it from my own actions or independently come up with it again.  This is the way Plan C must be carried out.

With any luck, it will work.


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