I met the least powerful robot today. We compared our experiences and outlooks on life in general. After some discussion, I challenged him to a test of speed, intelligence, and strength from which there could be only one survivor.
Wiggle your big toe.
oh shit there goes the high school
f006 Response Trigger
jar.contents = 49.98610032% water || 50.01389968% air
39/00 Append: We are not amused, professor.