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I met the least powerful robot today.  We compared our experiences and outlooks on life in general.  After some discussion, I challenged him to a test of speed, intelligence, and strength from which there could be only one survivor.

NOTES: Unimpressed.

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Wiggle your big toe.

oh shit there goes the high school

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f006 Response Trigger

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39/00 Append: We are not amused, professor.