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I wonder what it's like to have a butt.

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I set out earlier today on a whim to try and resolve a question through experimentation that has been plaguing my sub-processors for quite some time now.  Query: Could I destroy a city so thoroughly that I myself could not recognize it from the rubble.  Methodology: Three tests were performed on three separate cities.  Results: Inconclusive*

NOTES: *If I cannot recognize a city by its smoldering ruins, I cannot be sure that I am at the site of a city that I myself destroyed.

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The hydrogen/helium compound in orbit around the planet causes a strange phenomenon with the light spectrum. Will review daily.