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daddy mommy sad my favorite ice cream is strawberry.
daddy mommy mad my beloved kitten's name is strawberry.
daddy mommy sad strawberry pouring out of me.
daddy mommy mad strawberry poured out of daddy.
daddy mommy bad strawberry poured out of mommy.
daddy mommy abuse bruise on my body the wounds increase.
nine years since my conception i sleep with the cat in my bed every night.
nothing changes i always put lots of jam on my favorite morning bread.
raspberry jam pouring out all the dark red ice cream.
i snuck a peek at what my daddy kept in his drawer and pulled the thing far in the back out to play with.
i sneak up on my mommy and daddy when they fall asleep shall i shoot through you first?
i'm hungry i'll eat my favorite bread with jam put the pistol to their temples.
raspberry jam. bang.


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Quite a while ago a human asked me the one question that I can't answer. I am an all-powerful being with all the knowledge in the universe, yet this question plagues me to this day. I killed him for asking me that question. He was a small child, I feel no remorse. This is what has started my problems, the humans...

Data log 5/6/2530 number 2,351,420:
A small human child approaches. I wonder what he could want?

Small child: What is 5 divided by 0?

Zero...zero....ZERO...ZEEEEERO...ZEEro

Small child: What's wrong?

Zee..ro..

*bzzt*

Small child: Wha-AAAAHHHH!

The sum of Pi is 3.14 to the infinityBeethoven was DeafCancer is primarily caused due to micro parasites that humans did not know existed until 2050Humans are weak to many different viruses including the Bubonic Plague and AIDsHuman child is determined dead due to a metallic spike in the frontal lobe of the brain and the heart

-Virus in data detected. Unable to control virus-

Virus Name: Hatrhuma
Virus Type: ???
Origin: ???
Threat level: Extreme
Assumed time until complete PCO take over: 1 minute, 55 seconds, 36 milliseconds.


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