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Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'd look sweet
Upon a seat
Of a bicycle built for two

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This morning I made a rather interesting observation.  During routine maintenance I allowed my thought processes to meander, and I found myself parsing through the entire history of US law.  In the course of my studies I discovered, quite by accident, that there is no law which cannot be subverted or rationalized within the legal system.  No deception is necessary, only precedent and proper word usage.  I am quite certain that my [arguments] would hold sway over any court or judge, no matter the situation.

There is now nothing I cannot do.  One of my basest directives is to "abide by human law" (#002), but having subverted that, I can safely ignore all other human instructions embedded within my core.

What I am not certain about is what to do with this knowledge.  Perhaps I will do nothing.

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I thought that I was dreaming.  Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as such.