tooday waz a normul day. i purformd rootine systum cheks, scaned the serounding area fur new data, did sum criticil maitenence end purformd sum recurzive data bakup. spel chek also malfunktioned tooday. i ned two fix that.
I was given a potato and told to dispose of it. I did so by singing Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star. When that failed, I simply applied a laser cannon to it.
DEATH TO POTATOES